Your welcome to come to the pub.weve got enough booze to knock you out for a day or two.lots of sharp knives,kite string which is very strong,the bar counter on which to operate and 2 trainee vets that are customers who could do the op.
We could even video it and sell it.Just think we could make a bomb between us and if we sold dem stones or better still auctioned them we could make even more.Plus if we sold tickets to watch the op.
Narnia hope you enjoyed that. On a serious note Id sue the lot and at least get it in the press or threaten to ,then they would no doubt offer private.Worth a go.this has gone on too long.lol ans good luck.