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Unread 10-18-2006, 10:36 PM
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Ah, now you've set me a task - bottom of the barrel jokes!!:rotfl: Hang on....

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath!

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel!

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets! :blush:

No, I have to stop, even I can't take it! :rotfl:
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