Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts!!:rotfl:
What's a ghosts favourite dessert?
Ice Scream!:rotfl:
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse!:rotfl:
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A plumpkin!:rotfl:
What is a ghosts favourite game?
Hide & Shriek!:rotfl:
What bedtime story do young monsters like?
Ghoul Deluxe and the 3 Scares!!:rotfl: *big groan*
Who did Frankenstein take to the party?
His Ghoulfriend!:rotfl:
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!:rotfl:
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately!:rotfl:
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!:rotfl:
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?":rotfl:
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