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Biggrin Halloween Jokes

Come on people, lets have your best (and worst) Halloween jokes - and keep 'em clean!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
'Cos he had nobody to go with! :rotfl:

Why did the vampire visit the psychiatrist?
'Cos he was a bit batty! :rotfl:

Why was the little ghoul confused?
Because his Daddy was a mummy! :rotfl:

What is a spooks favourite food?
Ghoul-ash!!:rotfl:

Why wouldn't the ghost sing at the karaoke?
'Cos he didn't want to make a spectre-cle of himself!!:rotfl: *groan*

I'll go and think of more......
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