Oh no no no!

No rif raf, i don't share my bed with just anybody! So an application form is a must. My first question will be:
Are you Johnny Depp? :drool: :lovestruc

:hyper:
But I'm already scuppered with my rule on 'no getting amorous'!

:weepy:

:gloomy:
Unless I'm just plain lecherous???.............

:rotfl: :rotfl: