Ah, now you've set me a task - bottom of the barrel jokes!!:rotfl: Hang on....

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath! :duck:

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel! :sarcastic

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets! :blush:

No, I have to stop, even I can't take it! :rotfl: