Funny christmas songs
 

Please can you help.

I am trying to find some funny christmas songs for pre-school.

I have twinkle, twinkle chocolate bar stuck in my head at the moment and i can not remember any apart from 'when santa got stuck in the chimney'

When Santa got stuck up the chimney
He began to shout
You girls and boys won't get any toys
if you don't get me out
My beard is black
The soot in my sack
My nose is tickly too
When Santa got stuck up the chimney
Atchoo atchoo atchoo

I'm sorry I don't know the twinkle twinkle different version

Thank you so much

Does anybody else have any funny christmas songs that the children really enjoy.

father christmas, father christmas,
he got stuck, he got stuck.
coming down the chimney, coming down the chimney.
what bad luck what bad luck.

also

incey wincey spider climbed up the tree.
down came the snow and made poor incey freeze.
out came the sunshine and melted all the snow.
so incey wincey spider had another go.

and

i see santa, i see santa.
in his sleigh, in his sleigh.
bringing all the presents, bringing all the presents.
ready for christmas day, ready for christmas day.

I see rudolph, i see rudolph.
nose so bright, nose so bright.
pulling santas sleigh, pulling santas sleigh
all through the night, all through the night.

there are two more verses to twinkle twinkle little star you all know the first one so heres the other two.

When the blazing sun has gone. when the nothing shines upon.
you will show your little light, twinkle twinkle through the night.
twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are.

Then the travellers in the dark thank you for your tiny spark.
they culd not see where to go if you did not tell them so.
twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are.

I have heard another verse but cant remember it so if anyone does please let me know thanks x

twinkle twinkle chocolate bar,
my dad drives a rusty car,
start the engine,
pull the choke,
off we go with a puff of smoke

twinkle twinkle traffic light
in the day and in the night
green means go
red means stop
orange means caution go very slow







we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
ad a happy new year

Great thread, does anyone else have fun verses for the children, and staff this year?

xx

Christmas pudding
Christmas pudding
Steaming hot
Steaming hot
Sprinkle on the sugar
Sprinkle on the sugar
Eat the lot!
Eat the lot!


When the robots came to dinner they came on Christmas day
They didn't like the turkey so they threw it all away
They ate up all the knives and forks and then they asked for more
Ive never had a Christmas day quite like that one before!


Donkey donkey don't you stop,
Just let your feet go clippety clop,
Your tail goes swish and your ears go twitch
All the way to Bethlehem:cheerful:

How does Father Christmas keep his trousers up?
How does Father Christmas keep his trousers up?
How does Father Christmas keep his trousers up,
As he flies through the air on Christmas Eve?

Christmas pud and lots of custard,
Christmas pud and lots of custard,
Christmas pud and lots of custard,
And a carrot for the reindeer, CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP

Repeat with...
...keep a twinkle in his eye?

Last year we sang these ones

Are you sleeping
No more peeking
or I'll tell
or I'll tell
Santa Clause is coming
Santa Clause is coming
Hear his bells
Hear his bells

Twinkle Twinkle Christmas lights
Father Christmas came last night
Down the chimney with the toys
woke me up with all the noise.

Twinkle Twinkle Christmas light
Father Christmas came last night.

1 little, 2 little, 3 little Reindeers
4 little, 5 little, 6 little Reindeers
7 little, 8 little, 9 little Reindeers
Pulling santa's sleigh!

The kids loved these ones and have been singing them all year round!